I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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