Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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