Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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