anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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