i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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