I hate all girls vehemently.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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