Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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