Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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