can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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