i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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