We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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