I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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