Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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