She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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