So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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