I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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