The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Houston, we have a squirter
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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