I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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