none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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