what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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