My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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