Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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