we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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