she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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