I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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