You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
my shit smells like andre
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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