You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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