For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
