If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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