all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
