FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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