8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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