Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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