i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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