i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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