i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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