if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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