Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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