K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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