"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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