I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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