There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Randomize
