how can u be prego again
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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