Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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