i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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