Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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