Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I did not marry a roomba.
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