You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
