i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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