we're blogging at a bar
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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