Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
