dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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