so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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