Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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