you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I intend to get homeless drunk
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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